Mass in Bjorgolfstown

Coming Sunday a mass will be held in the Eurochurch in Bjorgolfstown, close to the old city centre. Reverend Baldur Kristjansson will serve. Topic of sermon is Biblical Understanding in the Living Language, (BULL). Subtopic is How to Break the Language-Chain and fast track into the English Speaking Kingdom of the Lord.

Prior to the mass the Bjorgolfs, father and son, will dedicate a new centre for language re-education.

At the Bjorgolfscentre Mr. Sigurjon Arnason CEO of Landsbankinn will give a lecture on Finance Recession in Apocalypse Times, (FRAT).

After mass the Bjorgolfs and Reverend Kristjansson will lead the congregation in a procession around the golden calf in praise to the English Speaking Lord for the abundanance of wealth He has granted the humble subjects of Bjorgolfstown.

 

(Ofanritað er fréttatilkynning skrifuð í náinni framtíð þegar við erum gengin í Evrópusambandið með evru í stað krónu og ensku fyrir íslensku; Björgólfsfeðgar hafa endurbyggt Reykjavík eftir sínu höfði og Baldur Kristjánsson prestur er laus úr hlekkjum móðurmálsins.)